We're on a mission

To give slow, unreliable information sometimes. If we feel like it.

Our revolutionary technology enables us to create a cost-effective GS (Genuine Stupidity) companion for you to rely on. Our model is using 21 years of training data, specialized in internet culture, STEM and being miserable. It is using less energy, and less water than almost all AI models on the market in 2026. Uses a lot more whiskey-coke tho.

Straight to the point

Unlike most modern AI models, our GS model is not going to sugar-coat every response. Of course class matters, which is why with our patent pending algorithm every response is dripping with authenticity, while managing to stay extremely polite.

Privacy first and foremost

Powered by the incredibly abstract, high level Kotlin language, our backend is built from the ground up with privacy in mind. Our developer, after trying to use more than 1 Gradle dependency in the backend realized, that not storing user messages in a database is a good thing, actually. Very marketable.

,,You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still"

-user 'autophage' on tumblr